{"id":1743,"date":"2020-05-03T17:22:29","date_gmt":"2020-05-03T21:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1743"},"modified":"2020-05-03T17:25:45","modified_gmt":"2020-05-03T21:25:45","slug":"this-is-not-a-hoax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1743","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not a Hoax !"},"content":{"rendered":"
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(“everyone to get from the streets”)<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
The murder hornets are coming !<\/div>\n
It’s just what the doctor ordered.<\/div>\n
The honey bees are bumming.<\/div>\n
Decapitation’s\u00a0sordid.<\/div>\n
They’re on their way from overseas.<\/div>\n
They might give you a buzz.<\/div>\n
They might not give you a disease.<\/div>\n
But they will sting you, cuz.<\/div>\n
Two-inch long and orange headed,<\/div>\n
cloaked in shiny black.<\/div>\n
You can see where this is headed,<\/div>\n
if I don’t turn back.<\/div>\n
Easy now, it’s killer hornets<\/div>\n
who’re the present threat.<\/div>\n
Don’t be greeting them\u00a0with cornets.<\/div>\n
They’re the big bad bet.<\/div>\n
This time we must be prepared,<\/div>\n
and ready for the swarm.<\/div>\n
These things, too, will not be scared<\/div>\n
off when the weather’s warm.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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