{"id":1750,"date":"2020-05-06T20:15:17","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T00:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1750"},"modified":"2020-05-06T20:15:17","modified_gmt":"2020-05-07T00:15:17","slug":"charter-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1750","title":{"rendered":"Charter Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"

Betsy DeVos is like expired\u00a0mental floss.<\/p>\n

She founders in the dirt from days gone by.<\/div>\n
Her changes to Obama title nine rules have a cost.<\/div>\n
It makes rape much more fun if you’re a guy.<\/div>\n
This is a “fuck you” moment for the MeToo movement, too.<\/div>\n
That rapes go unreported is the fear.<\/div>\n
The onus on the male shifts now, it’s on the other shoe.<\/div>\n
Brett Cavanaugh is probably boofing beer.<\/div>\n
Her roots are in soft money and a righteous christian god.<\/div>\n
Her Amway founding husband is her source.<\/div>\n
With great love for her country, she intends to bear the rod.<\/div>\n
There might be vouchers now for intercourse.<\/div>\n
She and her husband own a group of brain performance centers.<\/div>\n
She thinks schools should have guns to combat bears.<\/div>\n
Her family owns ten yachts. She lists Chris Craft and God as mentors.<\/div>\n
Her maiden name, Prince. Hence the crown she wears.<\/div>\n
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Betsy DeVos is like expired\u00a0mental floss. She founders in the dirt from days gone by. Her changes to Obama title nine rules have a cost. It makes rape much more fun if you’re a guy. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2669,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2669","url_meta":{"origin":1750,"position":0},"title":"Impaired Judgement","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 25, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Judge Clarence Thomas has a big lie pushing wife. This distraction has to matter, 'cause he serves for life. 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