{"id":1760,"date":"2020-05-13T22:01:01","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T02:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1760"},"modified":"2020-05-13T22:01:01","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T02:01:01","slug":"go-directly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1760","title":{"rendered":"Go Directly"},"content":{"rendered":"

William Barr’s a tool of the game Monopoly.<\/p>\n

He’s become the reigning king of “Get Out of Jail Free.”<\/div>\n
He’s destroyed the last vestige of our democracy.<\/div>\n
Law’s a joke. Order’s bespoke. There’s no land of the free.<\/div>\n
In Canada, this would be a game misconduct penalty.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
O, Canada, again to you we’ll flee,<\/div>\n
just like we did in a low point in history.<\/div>\n
That’s not to infer Vietnam was all that tragic.<\/div>\n
Trump broke their death record.<\/div>\n
It just disappeared\u00a0like magic.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
William Barr has gone too far, but that has been his way.<\/div>\n
Unmitigated tool he’s been since his appointment day.<\/div>\n
Now he’s assembled the A Team of released guilty crooks,<\/div>\n
who all can work with Russia to cook the election books.<\/div>\n
We’re all doomed. The world’s mushroomed. Just hang us out on hooks.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
O, Jesus, how did you not know the devil had come back?<\/div>\n
How did you miss the anguished cries of those stretched on the rack?<\/div>\n
A brazen white dictator builds a crazed symbolic wall<\/div>\n
to divide those who will live from those who have to\u00a0fall.<\/div>\n
If you can’t step in here, man, then good God save us all.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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