{"id":1762,"date":"2020-05-15T23:40:52","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T03:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2020-05-15T23:40:52","modified_gmt":"2020-05-16T03:40:52","slug":"he-keeps-a-crippling-neuron-blaster-as-a-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1762","title":{"rendered":"He Keeps a Crippling Neuron Blaster as a Pet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hurricane season and things could get pretty wet.<\/p>\n<div>The felt tip forecaster pronounced Kansas a good bet.<\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s hit the beaches season and soon they&#8217;ll be overrun.<\/div>\n<div>Despite the social warnings, some will, sadly, become chum.<\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s sharks amongst us season and, so, when you see a fin,<\/div>\n<div>swim your ass toward safer shores, &#8217;cause you ain&#8217;t gonna win.<\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s go to deadly work now season, first we&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/div>\n<div>Does this all end up with marches? Or was that a dream?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hurricane season and things could get pretty wet. The felt tip forecaster pronounced Kansas a good bet. It&#8217;s hit the beaches season and soon they&#8217;ll be overrun. Despite the social warnings, some will, sadly, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1762\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":136,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=136","url_meta":{"origin":1762,"position":0},"title":"Candy","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 23, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"How soon before the pumpkins rot. And leave behind the orange dot. The viscous game, decomposition. Sunrise as life's last musician. Aswoon, the fallow season drops. 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