{"id":1764,"date":"2020-05-16T04:44:10","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T08:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2020-05-16T04:44:10","modified_gmt":"2020-05-16T08:44:10","slug":"2020-on-the-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"2020 On The Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another watchdog had to go.<\/p>\n<div>He sniffed around Mike Pompeo.<\/div>\n<div>Big Pharma will make our vaccine.<\/div>\n<div>The king is dead. God save the queen.<\/div>\n<div>Pelosi got her aid bill passed.<\/div>\n<div>Tomorrow morning, she&#8217;ll be gassed.<\/div>\n<div>Grocery prices on the rise.<\/div>\n<div>Next year, this time: Catsup Surprise!<\/div>\n<div>Space Force has a brand new flag,<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;super duper missile&#8221; tag.<\/div>\n<div>JCPenney goes asunder.<\/div>\n<div>How&#8217;d it stay so long&#8217;s\u00a0the wonder.<\/div>\n<div>Bag pollution&#8217;s back in style.<\/div>\n<div>Eco just walked the green mile.<\/div>\n<div>All rules off, all laws contested.<\/div>\n<div>B. Hussein must be arrested.<\/div>\n<div>Lock &#8217;em up or kill &#8217;em all.<\/div>\n<div>Twenty-twenty on the wall.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another watchdog had to go. He sniffed around Mike Pompeo. Big Pharma will make our vaccine. The king is dead. God save the queen. Pelosi got her aid bill passed. Tomorrow morning, she&#8217;ll be gassed. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1764\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2218,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2218","url_meta":{"origin":1764,"position":0},"title":"&#8220;Mister Cantinflas; Tear Down This Wall!&#8221;","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 11, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been hinted that Joe Biden will tear down the southern wall, and have it moved to 666 Fifth Ave. One assumes the Kushner\/Trump alliance won't like that at all. 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