{"id":1768,"date":"2020-05-19T15:50:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-19T19:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1768"},"modified":"2020-05-19T16:00:40","modified_gmt":"2020-05-19T20:00:40","slug":"game-changer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1768","title":{"rendered":"Game Changer"},"content":{"rendered":"

This president’s a rascal,<\/p>\n

a lot like Eddie Haskell;<\/p>\n
he certainly has Beaver on the brain.<\/div>\n
He’s taking medicine unproved,<\/div>\n
behavior surely not behooved.<\/div>\n
It’s further proof the man has gone insane.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
The drug is for malaria,<\/div>\n
and now he’s caused hysteria.<\/div>\n
The public bought his bleach tips the last time.<\/div>\n
Hydroxychloroquine is now seen as a win.<\/div>\n
If people die, his advice is a crime.<\/div>\n
Some say he’s dumb as a rock,<\/div>\n
but he probably has stock<\/div>\n
in the company that makes this drug.<\/div>\n
If it turns into disaster,<\/div>\n
you won’t see a person faster,<\/div>\n
sweeping evidence under the rug.<\/div>\n
Some say perhaps he is lying,<\/div>\n
totally unfazed by dying,<\/div>\n
as long as he lives to rule the world.<\/div>\n
He is like a dragon hiding,<\/div>\n
when the people do his biding.<\/div>\n
If not, watch his vicious\u00a0wings unfurled.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This president’s a rascal, a lot like Eddie Haskell; he certainly has Beaver on the brain. He’s taking medicine unproved, behavior surely not behooved. It’s further proof the man has gone insane. The drug is … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1646,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1646","url_meta":{"origin":1768,"position":0},"title":"Tested","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 13, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Nazi drug addicts have brought us to this point of contemplation. 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