{"id":1768,"date":"2020-05-19T15:50:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-19T19:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1768"},"modified":"2020-05-19T16:00:40","modified_gmt":"2020-05-19T20:00:40","slug":"game-changer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1768","title":{"rendered":"Game Changer"},"content":{"rendered":"

This president’s a rascal,<\/p>\n

a lot like Eddie Haskell;<\/p>\n
he certainly has Beaver on the brain.<\/div>\n
He’s taking medicine unproved,<\/div>\n
behavior surely not behooved.<\/div>\n
It’s further proof the man has gone insane.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
The drug is for malaria,<\/div>\n
and now he’s caused hysteria.<\/div>\n
The public bought his bleach tips the last time.<\/div>\n
Hydroxychloroquine is now seen as a win.<\/div>\n
If people die, his advice is a crime.<\/div>\n
Some say he’s dumb as a rock,<\/div>\n
but he probably has stock<\/div>\n
in the company that makes this drug.<\/div>\n
If it turns into disaster,<\/div>\n
you won’t see a person faster,<\/div>\n
sweeping evidence under the rug.<\/div>\n
Some say perhaps he is lying,<\/div>\n
totally unfazed by dying,<\/div>\n
as long as he lives to rule the world.<\/div>\n
He is like a dragon hiding,<\/div>\n
when the people do his biding.<\/div>\n
If not, watch his vicious\u00a0wings unfurled.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This president’s a rascal, a lot like Eddie Haskell; he certainly has Beaver on the brain. He’s taking medicine unproved, behavior surely not behooved. It’s further proof the man has gone insane. The drug is for malaria, and now he’s caused hysteria. The public bought his bleach tips the last time. Hydroxychloroquine is now seen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1646,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1646","url_meta":{"origin":1768,"position":0},"title":"Tested","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 13, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Nazi drug addicts have brought us to this point of contemplation. 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