These riots cause diversion
\nfrom our first, worst aversion.
\nThe king is pouring gasoline
\non everything that’s not the queen.
\nNo one starts a greater fire
\nthan the first world’s biggest liar.
\nFirst he’ll tell you it’s just smoke.
\nWhen you burn that’s, like, his joke.
\nFire starting has its reason.
\nIt’s the best cover for treason.
\nAnyone who drops a dime:
\nheat’ll get them every time.
\nWith a sheriff like Bic Barr,
\nprotesters will not get far.
\nThere’s some good in every crowd.
\nDon’t decry his crimes out loud.
\nLook, there go some left wing looters!
\nWhat if they burn down a Hooters?
\nBad for the economy.
\nHe can’t stand autonomy.
\nCops kill blacks is one allusion.
\nCovers up his own collusion.
\nIt’s a standard real time show.
\nMuch as was his quid pro quo.
\nNothing can’t be hidden, so,
\nset ’em up again, please, Joe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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