{"id":1794,"date":"2020-06-02T15:59:55","date_gmt":"2020-06-02T19:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2020-06-02T16:37:14","modified_gmt":"2020-06-02T20:37:14","slug":"little-red-roster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1794","title":{"rendered":"Little Red Roster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s killed a hundred thousand,<br \/>\nnow he&#8217;s hiding behind one.<br \/>\nHe told us from the start<br \/>\nhe could shoot someone with a gun.<br \/>\nWe thought that was hyperbole,<br \/>\nand gave it &#8216;what the heck.&#8217;<br \/>\nBut now here he is kneeling down<br \/>\non half the country&#8217;s neck.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d kill us all, just look at him.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll see it in his face.<br \/>\nThe only thing he needs to do<br \/>\nis spare his loyal base.<br \/>\nThe white supremes and Boogaloos,<br \/>\nthis country&#8217;s underbelly,<br \/>\nare seen with arms at protests<br \/>\nif you just turn on your telly.<br \/>\nThe MAGA boys and lock-up girls<br \/>\nare all hot air and smarmy.<br \/>\nBut underneath their cover lies<br \/>\na snarling racist army.<br \/>\nHe plays to crowds of people<br \/>\nwhom he wouldn&#8217;t even touch.<br \/>\nAnd yet they do his bidding<br \/>\nlike they need his evil crutch.<br \/>\nIf vote-by-mail does not sail,<br \/>\nthis could be our last election.<br \/>\nDefeat this clown or we go down.<br \/>\nFaster than One Direction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s killed a hundred thousand, now he&#8217;s hiding behind one. He told us from the start he could shoot someone with a gun. We thought that was hyperbole, and gave it &#8216;what the heck.&#8217; But &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1794\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1709,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1709","url_meta":{"origin":1794,"position":0},"title":"Stimulus Check","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"I need to check my stimuli. Nothing I've seen caught my eye, His daily brief will get me seething, elevate my measured breathing. 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