So, he went to the bunker, but just to inspect.<\/p>\n
If he’d gone there to cower, his base would object.
\nHe sees his command as to serve and protect
\nall the good white civilians, as you would expect.
\nHe just wanted to see the provisions set in.
\nEric needs toys, Melania gin.
\nHe hopes that Ivanka brings stunning sleepwear.
\nAnd then there’s the huge case of stuff for his hair.
\nJunior’s decided he must bring his gun.
\nHe thinks hunting looters could be some great fun.
\nAs for him, he just stocked in a few magazines,
\nthe ones with the centerfolds of torture scenes.
\nHe was not in the bunker to hide, no siree.
\nHe probably won’t go there until World War III.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"