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His four beats your eight.<\/div>\n
That call was really great.<\/div>\n
His eight beats your ace.<\/div>\n
What a sour face.<\/div>\n
His run beats your run.<\/div>\n
Because he’s number one.<\/div>\n
His full house must win.<\/div>\n
Even if Eric’s in.<\/div>\n
His flush conquers all.<\/div>\n
A bright and fiery ball.<\/div>\n
Best throw in your chips.<\/div>\n
And button up those lips.<\/div>\n
Don’t dare question the deal.<\/div>\n
He’ll tell you you’re not real.<\/div>\n
He’s playing with just half a deck.<\/div>\n
Now ante up your welfare check.<\/div>\n
You want yourself a better game.<\/div>\n
You’d best go back from where you came.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

His four beats your eight. That call was really great. His eight beats your ace. What a sour face. His run beats your run. Because he’s number one. His full house must win. Even if Eric’s in. His flush conquers all. A bright and fiery ball. Best throw in your chips. And button up those […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2804,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2804","url_meta":{"origin":1811,"position":0},"title":"Vladie the Pooh","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Pooh, pooh, Putin. 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