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His next campaign’s in Tulsa,<\/p>\n

the perfect place to be.<\/div>\n
He’ll say it was the spot where<\/div>\n
he once ended slavery.<\/div>\n
More famous, though,<\/div>\n
for what had happened, 1921.<\/div>\n
Three hundred blacks were massacred,<\/div>\n
but he wants campaign fun.<\/div>\n
And so, on Juneteenth he’ll be boasting,<\/div>\n
to his base and liberal roasting.<\/div>\n
He’ll claim love from every creed,<\/div>\n
maybe not those deep in need.<\/div>\n
He’ll song and dance like vamps in “Thriller,”<\/div>\n
words by Stephen ‘Killer’ Miller.<\/div>\n
Where’d you rather be instead<\/div>\n
of standing on the Tulsa dead?<\/div>\n
Oklahoma’s O.K.<\/div>\n
But not on this day.<\/div>\n
The reasons\u00a0it’s\u00a0racist abound.<\/div>\n
You just don’t stump on killing ground.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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