{"id":1840,"date":"2020-06-18T16:09:22","date_gmt":"2020-06-18T20:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1840"},"modified":"2020-06-18T16:09:22","modified_gmt":"2020-06-18T20:09:22","slug":"shotgun-blasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1840","title":{"rendered":"Shotgun Blasts"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Supreme Court doesn’t like my xenophobic attitudes.<\/p>\n

I thought I had a quid pro quo when hiring new dudes.<\/div>\n
Neil Gorsuch stabbed me in the back because I don’t like gays.<\/div>\n
Now Roberts with this DACA hack. It’s been a tough few days.<\/div>\n
I thought I had this court wrapped up, no ifs, no ands or buts.<\/div>\n
In my next term, I’ll have to find some really right wing nuts.<\/div>\n
I still think Jeanine Pirro would bring to the court some class.<\/div>\n
She has a voice that leaves no choice but thinking ’bout her ass.<\/div>\n
I’d like to find a hanging judge to replace ‘mind-shot’ Ruth,<\/div>\n
a smart guy who will listen to me, fuck-all with the truth.<\/div>\n
I’d like to find another Kavanaugh, that much is clear,<\/div>\n
but one without so many rapes and maybe drinks less beer.<\/div>\n
In four more years I’d build a court that contours to my dreams.<\/div>\n
They’d be all men. They’d be all friends. They’d be my white Supremes.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Supreme Court doesn’t like my xenophobic attitudes. I thought I had a quid pro quo when hiring new dudes. Neil Gorsuch stabbed me in the back because I don’t like gays. Now Roberts with this DACA hack. It’s been a tough few days. I thought I had this court wrapped up, no ifs, no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2606,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2606","url_meta":{"origin":1840,"position":0},"title":"Three Molecules","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 26, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Three molecules were standing in a line, in DNA court, asked to pay a fine. 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