{"id":1844,"date":"2020-06-20T14:24:11","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T18:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1844"},"modified":"2020-06-20T14:24:11","modified_gmt":"2020-06-20T18:24:11","slug":"cant-spell-unstable-without-tulsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1844","title":{"rendered":"Can’t Spell Unstable without Tulsa"},"content":{"rendered":"
Goons and loons and mean cartoons,<\/div>\n
waiting for a week for their messiah,<\/div>\n
now rejoice the day arrived with patriotic tunes.<\/div>\n
Tonight they’ll get to hear their king, the liar.<\/div>\n
Not just folks from Tulsa, but people near and far,<\/div>\n
in their best U.S. paraphernalia,<\/div>\n
have made the pilgrimage by plane, bus, truck and car.<\/div>\n
It’s like a carnival whose theme is failure.<\/div>\n
Most won’t wear masks and no one asks<\/div>\n
to keep the recommended\u00a0social distance.<\/div>\n
In his holy image his base basks.<\/div>\n
They’ll jam themselves\u00a0indoors at his insistence.<\/div>\n
The covid spray that rules the day<\/div>\n
will flout its\u00a0germy\u00a0science in the night.<\/div>\n
Two weeks from now you’ll hear these Okies say,<\/div>\n
“Perhaps ignoring experts wasn’t right.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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