{"id":1846,"date":"2020-06-21T13:14:36","date_gmt":"2020-06-21T17:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1846"},"modified":"2020-06-21T13:16:40","modified_gmt":"2020-06-21T17:16:40","slug":"sooner-or-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1846","title":{"rendered":"Sooner or Later"},"content":{"rendered":"

K-Pop bopped the big gum drop.<\/p>\n

His orangeness was steamingly aware.<\/div>\n
This opening was nothing but a costly photo op.<\/div>\n
But when he reached the mike, his fans weren’t there.<\/div>\n
He looked around and saw an upper deck of empty seats,<\/div>\n
then rambled out a racist monologue.<\/div>\n
He blamed the evil media and protests in the streets<\/div>\n
It seems he had been punked, the fascist dog.<\/div>\n
The millions he expected reserved rally tix online,<\/div>\n
but K-Pop ‘stans’ had organized this ruse.<\/div>\n
So, for an hour all he did was crazy rant and whine,<\/div>\n
thinking of the staffers he’ll abuse.<\/div>\n
He praised confederates and said protesters broke the law.<\/div>\n
He said he’d jail all burners of the flag.<\/div>\n
When it was over, it was clear this rally was a flaw.<\/div>\n
There’s not much left now in his hateful bag.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

K-Pop bopped the big gum drop. His orangeness was steamingly aware. This opening was nothing but a costly photo op. But when he reached the mike, his fans weren’t there. He looked around and saw … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":143,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=143","url_meta":{"origin":1846,"position":0},"title":"Impending Clown Rally","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 25, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I've never seen so many big red noses. Or people stepping on each other's feet. The air smells of face paint and rubber hoses. 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