The king heads to Mount Rushmore on the third.
\nHe wants to shit on their heads like a bird.
\nThe giant three slave owners,
\nenough to give him boners;
\nhe likes the fact they won’t get in a word.
\nThe worry is he’ll climb up on their faces,
\nsearching for the one that he replaces.
\nThe best bet is old Abe, emancipation’s babe.
\nThe king would like to modify his stasis.
\n“Then I’ll be number one,”
\n(points up with tiny thumb)
\n“the top Republican chief of all time.”
\nHe’ll plant a couple caps,
\nwipe Lincoln off the maps,
\nand say it was a joke and not a crime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"