This is a hoax.
\nThere’s no blood on my hands.
\nThis red you see…from the Red Sea sands.
\nI tried to part it but it turned too antsy.
\nThat bastard Moses must have used something really fancy.
\nFor my next miracle, I’ll give my best friends millions,
\nwhile mailing out free postage stamps to poor folks by the trillions.
\nNo one has done as much for those people as me.
\nAmongst the poor I’m second to their great god Wayne Guthrie.
\nI’ve heard good things about him; it seems like he was fun.
\nBut I’d like the cops to beat the shit out of his son,
\nlike God did to Jeezy, Weezy and those breezy cats,
\nsmote ’em with a thousand stones and several baseball bats.
\nAnyway, these bloody hands, a hoax flown by the libs.
\nWhen I get through with them, they’ll be in pampers and pink bibs.
\nIt’s not that I hate Democrats or hope they will be killed.
\nThough there’s a few I’d like to see their bodies diced and milled.
\nIt’s just with all their lying and their spying and their tricks,
\nI can’t have fun with anyone, gangsters, Barr or chicks.
\nI’d really like to stay and chat, but have to go, because,
\nI’m flying to the badlands to break all the COVID laws.
\nHappy fourth to all our fine soldiers, living or dead.
\nApologize to those who had a price put on their head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"