Watch out, here comes the Statue Force,
\nnew product\u00a0of his peeve,
\nwhere broken rebels stay the course
\nso we can proudly grieve.
\nA garden of the fallen,
\ntraitors, baiters and the like,
\nwill have protesters bawlin’.
\nIt’s a massive dummy strike.
\nAlong with southern founders,
\nand great heroes of the war,
\nwill be scoundrels, scum and bounders
\nwho knew what this country’s for.
\nIt’s a get-back revolution,
\nfighting leftist angry mobs,
\nwho’d take away our statues,
\nwives, sons, mothers and our jobs.
\nThe Statue Force will fight, of course,
\nfor our right to bear arms.
\nAnd many do ride horses.
\nIt’s just one of their vast charms.
\nOur monuments will save us
\nfrom this “cancel culture” wave.
\nTheir memory will engrave us
\nwith the silence of the brave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"