{"id":1875,"date":"2020-07-06T10:36:26","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T14:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1875"},"modified":"2020-07-20T07:20:35","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T11:20:35","slug":"national-pastime-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1875","title":{"rendered":"National Pastime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ennio Morricone&#8217;s dead, a great blow to his fandom.<br \/>\n&#8220;The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,&#8221; should be our current anthem.<br \/>\nColumbus fell in Baltimore, a year after Showalter.<br \/>\nWhen there&#8217;s no Trumpet in the news, these poems start to falter.<br \/>\nWe can, of course condemn his constant railings of deceit,<br \/>\nhis lumping in with thugs and mugs protesters in the street.<br \/>\nAnd damn his lying lying lies and flaunting of the law.<br \/>\nHis reinterpretation of everything we just saw.<br \/>\nHis white flag to the virus, sentencing good souls to death.<br \/>\nHis calculated threats to our long freedom&#8217;s every breath.<br \/>\nYes, our spaghetti western&#8217;s winding down in tragic fashion,<br \/>\nplaying now out in your streets: see fire, guns and smashin&#8217;.<br \/>\nThe police are not your friends and your friends aren&#8217;t who they were.<br \/>\nEntire lives lived in high contrast now are just a blur.<br \/>\nSometimes words can take two strikes, as if it doesn&#8217;t matter.<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s the bottom of the ninth. We need a better batter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ennio Morricone&#8217;s dead, a great blow to his fandom. &#8220;The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,&#8221; should be our current anthem. Columbus fell in Baltimore, a year after Showalter. When there&#8217;s no Trumpet in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1875\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1869,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1869","url_meta":{"origin":1875,"position":0},"title":"Hoax IV","author":"Rick Young","date":"July 3, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"This is a hoax. There's no blood on my hands. This red you see...from the Red Sea sands. I tried to part it but it turned too antsy. That bastard Moses must have used something really fancy. 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