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He’s putting out a bounty on the bounty story leaker.
\nHe’ll fill him up with Chlorox, pour it down him by the beaker.
\nHe hasn’t said a word to Putin, playing Don the Meeker.
\nBut his base is eroding, maybe even mister speaker.
\nI dream the day Pelosi will just shred him by her laugh,
\nwhen Shifty Schiff steps up to cut the big red tie in half.
\nAnd how about when Chuckles Schumer steps up to the mike,
\nscreams, “Who’s hungry?”, unveils T’s cheese head upon a pike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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