Just send your kids to school, fool,
\nnever mind their health.
\nTheir future is nothing
\nwithout this country’s wealth.
\nSo they get sick.
\nThey’ll heal up quick.
\nIt’s like a sacrifice.
\nAnd some will die. Boo hoo, we’ll cry.
\nBut it will turn out nice.
\nOur bounceback will be world renowned,
\nthe best by many measures,
\ndespite the bodies underground
\nand trashing all our treasures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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