T is still damned steaming mad about his tax returns.
\nSays he will release them all when San Francisco burns.
\nColonel Vindman calls it quits and cites intimidation.
\nYou don’t lie, he blinds your eye. It’s part of the equation.
\nJeff Sessions don’t learn lessons. Now he’s lost his primary.
\nLost to an Auburn football coach, politically a cherry.
\nThe Oakie Gov., a git named Stitt, went to T’s Tulsa fest,
\nand just announced he’s positive. He just got back the test.
\nIvanka’s pimping Goya as if it were faberge.
\nThose black beans were the closest thing to funk she’d seen that day.
\nLemongrass in cow diets can cut methane emissions.
\nWho would even think that there were\u00a0bovine statisticians?
\nBoston won’t run swan boats on the common pond this year.
\nCould be swan songs for both boats and Fenway hopes, some fear.
\nLastly, pray for RBG, resting with an infection.
\nDon’t let a doctor with small hands administer injection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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