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The nodding head of lettuce. Somewhere a red onion weeps. Black olives pitted against whom? Someone must control the whole, roam the outskirts of the bowl, armed with pepper spray, tongs at the ready. A dressing down&#8217;s perhaps in order. A shredding of the carrot crew. 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