{"id":1920,"date":"2020-07-20T20:42:48","date_gmt":"2020-07-21T00:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1920"},"modified":"2020-07-20T20:42:48","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T00:42:48","slug":"kiss-my-glove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1920","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Glove"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I will eventually be right.&#8221;<br \/>\nOur population might be slight.<br \/>\nThen I can reign them in real tight.<br \/>\nWhich is the purpose of my fight.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to get it down to two percent.<br \/>\nI think that&#8217;s what the founding fathers meant.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll build a wall of dead, then pour cement.<br \/>\nTo think that people said I was hell-bent!<\/p>\n<p>The midlands decorated with mass graves.<br \/>\nThe country back again to rich and slaves.<br \/>\nThis is how stable genius behaves.<br \/>\nAnd what the wise illuminati craves.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll make a profit from the skin compost.<br \/>\nPerhaps a restaurant where I&#8217;m the host.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like to party with Jeff Epstein&#8217;s ghost.<br \/>\nHe was a dude who loved his kids the most.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll hold a party for the sheiks and kings.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll all drink absinthe as prince Yeezy sings.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll sing that tune about what virus brings.<br \/>\nI swear the dude is wearing twelve gold rings.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll have a time of mourning for the dead.<br \/>\nI will repeat some shit that&#8217;s in my head.<br \/>\nMaybe I&#8217;ll take my daughter queen to bed.<br \/>\nWhen I shot Jared, that boy really bled.<\/p>\n<p>The new America renamed Trump Land.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll march the street leading an oompah band.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll want to shake my surgically large hand.<br \/>\nMy new protector will be Saint Paul, Rand.<\/p>\n<p>Boss Mitch McConnell will help shape the nation.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d like to turn it into one plantation.<br \/>\nIf they are good, the help may earn vacation.<br \/>\nAnd they will surely love our work song station.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;ll be no army &#8217;cause there&#8217;ll be no war.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be dictators&#8217; lover and their whore.<br \/>\nWhen we&#8217;ve divided what we&#8217;re looking for.<br \/>\nOur worldwide anthem will be &#8220;Steal, Shoot, Score!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For those who voted my ass into power.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sorry that you&#8217;re mostly dead this hour.<br \/>\nI do hope you enjoyed the rocket shower.<br \/>\nFilmed home invasions where I watched you cower.<\/p>\n<p>I like Miami, but New York I love.<br \/>\nCherish the moment when I hung the gov.<br \/>\nAnd, then, my holiday, the Mass Grave Shove.<br \/>\nOnce weekly, paupers can still kiss my glove.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I will eventually be right.&#8221; Our population might be slight. 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