He’s got the kung flu fever
\nand it’s starting to get hot.
\nYou want a war with China ?
\nI think we’d rather not.
\nBut they killed my great economy!
\nIt never was that great.
\nThey bought my corn and then gave scorn!
\nWell, there is that debate.
\nHe’s dropping hints like old chopsticks.
\nWe don’t know quite what for.
\nMunitions makers lick their lips.
\nIt’s called ‘The New Cold War.’
\nThe consulates are closing.
\nPompeo’s in a snit.
\nOur policies today have ‘failed,’
\nHe’s shoveling deep shit.
\nSpying, hacking, plague producing
\nterritory claimers.
\nFIRST THE ACCUSATIONS FLY,
\nTHEN WE’RE ALL IN-FLAMERS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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