{"id":1939,"date":"2020-07-27T11:59:03","date_gmt":"2020-07-27T15:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1939"},"modified":"2020-07-27T13:16:15","modified_gmt":"2020-07-27T17:16:15","slug":"bumper-kkkars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1939","title":{"rendered":"Bumper KKKars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Protestors used as speed bumps has become a current thing.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not just nazi rebels who have gotten in the swing.<br \/>\nRight wingers are now saying run them over with your cars.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s something to do of a night while they&#8217;ve closed down the bars.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve even made some jokes on line, like being late for work.<br \/>\nSome claim it&#8217;s not against the law, even one police force\u00a0jerk.<br \/>\nIn fifty days, there were reported seventy-plus crimes.<br \/>\nIn some cases, drivers backed up, tried a few more times.<br \/>\nSome arrested, neo-nazis, klan fans and the like,<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t be trusted on four wheels, or two wheels, or a trike.<br \/>\nThe studies show they come in waves, so beware of tsunami.<br \/>\nAs weeks go by, the Constitution&#8217;s turned to origami.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Protestors used as speed bumps has become a current thing. It&#8217;s not just nazi rebels who have gotten in the swing. Right wingers are now saying run them over with your cars. It&#8217;s something to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1939\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":936,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=936","url_meta":{"origin":1939,"position":0},"title":"Mudflap Fixation","author":"Rick Young","date":"September 5, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Burn rubber, landlubber! Lay strips of watered-down soul. No vengeful dirt will fly from our wide wheels. 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