{"id":1947,"date":"2020-07-28T22:45:10","date_gmt":"2020-07-29T02:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2020-08-04T13:01:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-04T17:01:22","slug":"activate-the-barr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1947","title":{"rendered":"Activate the Barr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;ll protect our federal buildings at all cost.<br \/>\nWithout his help a courthouse could be lost.<br \/>\nAnd when one courthouse goes, they fall like dominoes.<br \/>\nSo, that&#8217;s why\u00a0all that tear gas needs be tossed.<br \/>\nHe said he doesn&#8217;t read his boss&#8217; tweets.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s just too busy cleaning up our streets.<br \/>\nANTIFA&#8217;s set their site on violence every night.<br \/>\nBut his stormtroopers stop their dire feats.<br \/>\nWhatever Donald asks of Bill, he&#8217;ll always heed the call,<br \/>\nwhether it means busting heads or guarding that damned wall.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s always been a puppet of the man with orange hair.<br \/>\nHis twisted sense of justice is it needn&#8217;t be all fair.<br \/>\nAnd, as for the election, he&#8217;ll ignore all interference.<br \/>\nSo, vote and make sure he&#8217;s tossed out in this November&#8217;s clearance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;ll protect our federal buildings at all cost. Without his help a courthouse could be lost. And when one courthouse goes, they fall like dominoes. So, that&#8217;s why\u00a0all that tear gas needs be tossed. He &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1947\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1514,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1514","url_meta":{"origin":1947,"position":0},"title":"Penultimatum","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 20, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Tomorrow we are going to impeach. It's been three years but now it is in reach. Of course the fix is in. 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