{"id":1953,"date":"2020-08-01T10:17:07","date_gmt":"2020-08-01T14:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1953"},"modified":"2020-08-04T12:59:50","modified_gmt":"2020-08-04T16:59:50","slug":"app-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1953","title":{"rendered":"App Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"

Grump says he’s banning TikTok.
\nThey pranked him back in Tulsa.
\nIt always starts in China.
\nThey’re giving him an ulcer.
\nHe won’t eat Chinese food.
\nIt’s full of MSG.
\nThey don’t have a great colonel,
\nlike our own KFC.
\nHe may ban Chinese checkers.
\nThey’re marbles, is his claim.
\nPlayed on the star of David,
\nit’s quite an evil game.
\nAnd no more China tea cups.
\nWe’re sticking with our mugs.
\nAs with everything they make,
\nthey surely contain bugs.
\nSeems ever since they sent us flu
\nand unmasked their aggression,
\nhe’s hinted\u00a0at cold war renewed
\nand now it’s an obsession.
\nChina, China, China,
\nyou’ll hear him on repeat.
\nBehind him are the drums of war.
\nAnd TikTok keeps the beat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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