Kill the Postal Service with a sycophantic master.
\nMake sure mail-in-voting is a November disaster.
\nNo need for investigation; A.G.’s got your back.
\nPaper ballots destroyed by the bundle and the sack.
\n“I told you that it wouldn’t work,” he’ll gloat with satisfaction,
\nthen sit back to see results of Russian interaction.
\nThe voting process, down in flames, will not last any longer.
\nHe’ll enact laws to make sure that his grip on us is stronger.
\nHe’ll make election day a holiday. He is that bad.
\nRemind us of his power and the freedom we once had.
\nTanks will finally roll upon the streets of Washington.
\nHe’ll now be called Commander and Barr will be his\u00a0top gun.
\nThe Russians would be dancing in the street, had they emotion,
\nto celebrate the conquest of their ‘friends’ across the ocean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"