{"id":1973,"date":"2020-08-07T13:04:17","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T17:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1973"},"modified":"2020-09-11T08:39:01","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T12:39:01","slug":"loose-leaf-binder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1973","title":{"rendered":"Loose Leaf Binder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trees are really not your friends,<br \/>\nfrom their roots up to their ends.<br \/>\nThey like both the earth and sky.<br \/>\nBut you, human, aren&#8217;t their guy.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve seen you climb up their limbs,<br \/>\nabuse them like jungle gyms.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve seen severed branches used<br \/>\nfor club houses. Not amused !<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve suffered ropes for hammocks, swings,<br \/>\nand many more dastardly\u00a0things.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve been turned into toothpicks<br \/>\nand paperized, it seems, for kicks.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s no wonder they shed leaves.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the way a sad one grieves.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve been known in a good breeze<br \/>\nto fall upon their enemies.<br \/>\nRemember, trees are living things<br \/>\nand you are not their queens and kings.<br \/>\nSo, when walking in the woods,<br \/>\nkeep your damn\u00a0hands off the goods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trees are really not your friends, from their roots up to their ends. They like both the earth and sky. But you, human, aren&#8217;t their guy. 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