{"id":1980,"date":"2020-08-10T11:17:26","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T15:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1980"},"modified":"2020-09-11T08:37:35","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T12:37:35","slug":"schooling-unspooling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1980","title":{"rendered":"Schooling Unspooling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some kids go back to school today, as ordered by our leader,<br \/>\nprotected by their masks and plexiglass.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not the school of olden days; there is no Weekly Reader,<br \/>\ninstead a constant threat inside the class.<br \/>\nCoronavirus is now every school&#8217;s new bully boy.<br \/>\nIt wants your grandma&#8217;s life, not your lunch money.<br \/>\nAs bad as learning was before, there were things you&#8217;d enjoy.<br \/>\nBut now even the teacher&#8217;s acting funny.<br \/>\nThere is no recess, hunker down at your desk for the day.<br \/>\nAnd conversation&#8217;s hard wearing a mask.<br \/>\nWhatever bonds you had with classmates likely went away.<br \/>\nYou may have questions you&#8217;re afraid to ask.<br \/>\nRemember you&#8217;re polluting every item that you touch,<br \/>\npens and pencils, paper, desk and books.<br \/>\nAnd if you overact, or else, perhaps, protest too much,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll have to just imagine dirty looks.<br \/>\nFor many kids the benefit of school is making friends,<br \/>\nrelationships that sometimes last a life.<br \/>\nBut this contamination&#8217;s likely where that habit ends.<br \/>\nYour education now&#8217;s a two-edged knife.<br \/>\nHonor students, future dropouts, average C attainers,<br \/>\nthrust into this petri dish of schooling,<br \/>\nkeep your distance, wear your mask: these are both no-brainers.<br \/>\nThis is an experiment unspooling.<br \/>\nRemember, no talking and no fooling !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some kids go back to school today, as ordered by our leader, protected by their masks and plexiglass. It&#8217;s not the school of olden days; there is no Weekly Reader, instead a constant threat inside &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1980\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1883,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1883","url_meta":{"origin":1980,"position":0},"title":"Floss Voss","author":"Rick Young","date":"July 9, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Just send your kids to school, fool, never mind their health. Their future is nothing without this country's wealth. So they get sick. They'll heal up quick. It's like a sacrifice. 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