Mike Pence will have to build a fence
\nacross debate stage floors.
\nMother says beware black women,
\nmost of them are whores.
\nMike will have to wear a mask
\nand horse racing style blinders.
\nUnderwear, don’t even ask.
\nChristian penis binders.
\nIf the lotus starts her hindu voodoo
\nup on stage, Ironed Mike might poo poo;
\nif she flies into a rage, Mother will protect him;
\nshe swings a mean right cross.
\nJoe and Ho will not kill God.
\nNot while Mother’s boss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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