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Stamp out the old post office.
\nBring back the pony express.
\nKidnap\u00a0the corner mailbox.
\nHe’ll stop this mail-in mess.
\nStand in line and vote in person.
\nOtherwise it’s ripe for fraud.
\nAbsentee ballots outside Florida
\nare an attempt to hurt god.
\nHis puppet postmaster general,
\nbig donor Louis DeJoy,
\nhas other irons in the fire:
\nhe’s not a mail type of boy.
\nHe’s getting rid of mail sorters.
\nHe’s shut\u00a0down all overtime.
\nA massive campaign to scale down the vote
\nmust be construed as high crime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stamp out the old post office. Bring back the pony express. Kidnap\u00a0the corner mailbox. He’ll stop this mail-in mess. Stand in line and vote in person. Otherwise it’s ripe for fraud. Absentee ballots outside Florida … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1794,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1794","url_meta":{"origin":1987,"position":0},"title":"Little Red Roster","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 2, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"He's killed a hundred thousand, now he's hiding behind one. 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