{"id":1991,"date":"2020-08-17T12:48:09","date_gmt":"2020-08-17T16:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1991"},"modified":"2020-09-11T07:48:29","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T11:48:29","slug":"xxx-pillow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1991","title":{"rendered":"XXX Pillow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say that Jeffrey Epstein was smothered by My Pillow.<br \/>\nHis ashes will be spread on Pedo Isle.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s if they find his body, last seen in Amarillo,<br \/>\nand probably headed southward for a while.<br \/>\nThey say a lot of famous folks spent time at Jeff&#8217;s resort.<br \/>\nWord has it that shuffleboard was not the favorite sport.<br \/>\nPerhaps a My Pillow propped on every cabin bed<br \/>\ncould be used to suppress\u00a0screams when placed over a head.<br \/>\nThese were small heads, must remember, outsized by My Pillow.<br \/>\nGo to sleep, my little beauty. Rest, my weeping willow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say that Jeffrey Epstein was smothered by My Pillow. His ashes will be spread on Pedo Isle. That&#8217;s if they find his body, last seen in Amarillo, and probably headed southward for a while. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1991\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":924,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=924","url_meta":{"origin":1991,"position":0},"title":"Morning Fur","author":"Rick Young","date":"July 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Black dog with white paws on a red pillow. Feathered tendrils of a dream, erasing, as grey dawn, fanned by rain, laps the windows. 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