Dabbled in flat earth\u00a0a bit,
\nobsessed now by horizon.
\nTed Cruz and red shoes a\u00a0hit.
\nIt’s all on Verizon.
\nAliens and reptile men
\ndo not vote by mail.
\nTake the ink, just not the pen.
\nSociety’s a jail.
\nNext week we’ll see Repo wit,
\nakin to torture porn.
\nX streamed violence. scary shit,
\nnightly, into morn.
\nInto mourning’s where we should go,
\ngrieving for our nation.
\nIf you should stumble on their show,
\nquickly, change the station.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"