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Trump just confessed everything on tape.
\nBill Barr now wants us to fund Trump’s rape.
\nMike Pence is going to a QAnon rally.
\nB&B Inferno opened, California\u00a0Valley.
\nThe land’s afire, like a worn out tire,
\nand Frisco’s skies are red.
\nTrump knew the danger, fucking liar,
\nnow they’re HIS COVIDead.
\nThere is not a bandage big enough to cover this.
\nHold this in your mind: his off-to-prison goodbye kiss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trump just confessed everything on tape. Bill Barr now wants us to fund Trump’s rape. Mike Pence is going to a QAnon rally. B&B Inferno opened, California\u00a0Valley. The land’s afire, like a worn out tire, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2183,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2183","url_meta":{"origin":2012,"position":0},"title":"Mute Elation","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 22, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"If they turn on his mute button, Trump might take to wire cuttin'. He'll shout over poor hoarse Joe, echoing his, \"No! No! 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