He didn’t want a panic.
\nHe hates to see us manic.
\nJust die and go in peace.
\nSome day this thing will cease
\nand go away like magic.
\nOh, sure, it was quite tragic.
\nAs long\u00a0as stocks do not decline,
\neverything will be just fine.
\nNew rising employment\u00a0figures,
\nboosted by need for grave diggers,
\nshow that we will come back stronger,
\neven if this goes on longer.
\nWatch them all fight for vaccines.
\nGee, I love my pharma queens.
\nIt wasn’t so much a reach
\nwhen I told folks to drink bleach.
\nSaves the family getting sicker.
\nCulls the herd a whole lot quicker.
\nNext disease, I need some stats,
\nshowing it kills Democrats.
\nSure, I’ll get a lot of flack,
\ntargeting the brown and black.
\nHark back to the great wild west,
\nwhere the white man could “be best.”
\nNo one dared threaten their guns.
\nIf they did, they were dead ones.
\nU.S. can be great once more.
\nJust eliminate the poor.
\nAutocrats and working serfs.
\nBlue states gone, just like the Smurfs.
\nTed Cruz named to Supreme Court
\nwill make sure moms can’t abort.
\nSupreme General William Barr,
\njust awarded his tenth star,
\nwill maintain an enforced peace.
\nAll protest will henceforth cease.
\nWithout all the thugs and haters,
\nlife will be good for dictators.
\nPeople crying to be free?
\nThey are all just dead to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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