{"id":2050,"date":"2020-09-19T22:01:37","date_gmt":"2020-09-20T02:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2050"},"modified":"2020-10-14T07:18:39","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T11:18:39","slug":"era-ta-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2050","title":{"rendered":"Era Ta Ta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This mother fucking twenty-twenty has its share of shots aplenty.<br \/>\nBut no one saw this Ruth thing coming, Democrats despondent, bumming.<br \/>\nOvid could not have predicted politics so self-afflicted.<br \/>\nBefore you can take a breath, Mitch McConnell&#8217;s on her death,<br \/>\nsinging that we soon shall see our dear king&#8217;s next nominee.<br \/>\nAmy Coney Barrett takes the top with no surprises.<br \/>\nA seventh child with seven children, anti-Roe surmises.<br \/>\nForty-five days we thought would be most excruciating<br \/>\nnow loom as a forward zoom toward future\u00a0carbon dating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This mother fucking twenty-twenty has its share of shots aplenty. But no one saw this Ruth thing coming, Democrats despondent, bumming. Ovid could not have predicted politics so self-afflicted. Before you can take a breath, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2050\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2307,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2307","url_meta":{"origin":2050,"position":0},"title":"New Year&#8217;s Delay","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 31, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"This new year's eve, there's no reprieve from ghosts of old years past. The orange pall which cloaked\u00a0us all now seems that it will last. It needs another twenty days to dissipate its\u00a0frisson, and then another several months to put that pall in prison. There'll be no horns or party\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poem&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":351,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=351","url_meta":{"origin":2050,"position":1},"title":"Baseball Birthdays: March twenty-second","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 22, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Ramon Martinez always said brother Pedro was better. He was no slouch himself, had twenty wins and a no-hitter. Glenallen Hill played outfield flies as if they all were sliders. He may have used some steroids and was quite afraid of spiders. 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