{"id":2054,"date":"2020-09-22T11:58:46","date_gmt":"2020-09-22T15:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2054"},"modified":"2020-10-14T07:18:02","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T11:18:02","slug":"court-and-snark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2054","title":{"rendered":"Court and Snark"},"content":{"rendered":"

We thought Mitt gave a shit,
\nbut now he’s shown his hand.
\nHe’s just another drummer
\nin the orange marching band.
\nSo RGB’s replacement
\nwill be named Saturday,
\nsoon’s they get her coffin
\nout the fucking way.
\nIt’ll be a woman, sure,
\nbut she won’t have Ruth’s heart.
\nWell, at least it’s not Ted Cruz.
\nGuess that’s a good start.
\nOnly thing can stop this now,
\nfour senators with guts.
\nBut then they risk the usual,
\ndeath by a million cuts.
\nAnd so the top court in the land
\nwill tilt way to the right.
\nAs long as Trump’s the upper hand,
\nthe rule is fight or flight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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