{"id":2056,"date":"2020-09-23T00:54:51","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T04:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2056"},"modified":"2020-10-14T07:17:31","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T11:17:31","slug":"the-handoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2056","title":{"rendered":"The Handoff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Biden&#8217;s going to hand his presidency to Kamala,<br \/>\nthen hide in the oval office like it was Valhalla.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the latest racist charge from our beloved leader.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the kind of thing that makes a perfect FOX news feeder.<br \/>\nCory Booker in the suburbs, sneaking through your yard,<br \/>\nstealing clothing off your line. You know that times are hard.<br \/>\nWatch out for Dem congressman Jeffries. First name is Hakim.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll put him in charge of sleep and he&#8217;ll invade your dream.<br \/>\nThen there&#8217;s AOC and her squad bud Ilhan Omar.<br \/>\nThey will tax you &#8217;til you just have quarters in a jar.<br \/>\nGays and anarchists will sway your children in their schools.<br \/>\nAnd &#8216;Shifty&#8221; Schiff&#8217;s swift socialism will be our new rules,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all right there in front of you, just listen to the chatter.<br \/>\nSo, don&#8217;t vote Joe. He&#8217;s got to go. He thinks that Black Lives Matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Biden&#8217;s going to hand his presidency to Kamala, then hide in the oval office like it was Valhalla. That&#8217;s the latest racist charge from our beloved leader. It&#8217;s the kind of thing that makes a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2056\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2041,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2041","url_meta":{"origin":2056,"position":0},"title":"Exit the Sandman","author":"Rick Young","date":"September 12, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Our king has built a castle of mistakes. On shifting sands. And still the waves don't reach. Seaweed lashes walls, snails charge and seagulls peck the gates. But the tide will decide. 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