The\u00a0orange king has charged that sleepy Joe is using drugs,
\nthe kind, in sports, called performance enhancing.
\nThe first debate, they both should be injected with cocaine,
\nand then forced into hours of disco dancing.
\nThe orange king knew that scene well when he was in his prime.
\nHe boogied at Studio 54.
\nLooking back, it may well have been his most active time.
\nHe’d go home with a model or a whore.
\nA dance-off now could be a test. He can’t walk down a ramp.
\nDid jivin’ Joe do blow in Delaware?
\nAside from all the aches and pains and falling on the floor,
\nthe key could be what happens to their hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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