{"id":2069,"date":"2020-09-28T12:36:46","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T16:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2020-10-14T07:14:53","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T11:14:53","slug":"grifter-in-gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"Grifter in Gold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s a loser, just like you, sir.<br \/>\nYou, who are his base.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s just a con whose time has come.<br \/>\nHis suit might match his face.<br \/>\nThrow away that MAGA hat,<br \/>\nin thirty-six days moot.<br \/>\nIt will mean,&#8221;My Ass Got Axed,&#8221;<br \/>\nafter he gets the boot.<br \/>\nHe cheated on his taxes, yes.<br \/>\nBut that&#8217;s not the main point.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s in loan debt up to his hair.<br \/>\nSoon he&#8217;ll be in the joint.<br \/>\nAnd if orange is the new\u00a0black,<br \/>\nrich folks investigated,<br \/>\nsome more big cons could face his fate,<br \/>\nbrought down, incarcerated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s a loser, just like you, sir. You, who are his base. He&#8217;s just a con whose time has come. His suit might match his face. Throw away that MAGA hat, in thirty-six days moot. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2069\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1641,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1641","url_meta":{"origin":2069,"position":0},"title":"Rocky Road","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 10, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"The president will challenge this new virus. They say he's got more balls than Miley Cyrus. 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