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We’re so proud of our little Proud Boy.<\/div>\n
He’s only eight, but he knows who to hate<\/div>\n
and how to shoot. He’s got the arm patch.<\/div>\n
And his collection of supremacist\u00a0memorabilia<\/div>\n
could make a nazi drool. We do home school.<\/div>\n
His biggest dream is to grow up and play<\/div>\n
with the big boys in the coming segregation wars.<\/div>\n
And he was so excited by the call out tonight<\/div>\n
by our great\u00a0president, that he peed his pants.<\/div>\n
He’ll take that out on some poor bastard someday.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’re so proud of our little Proud Boy. He’s only eight, but he knows who to hate and how to shoot. He’s got the arm patch. And his collection of supremacist\u00a0memorabilia could make a nazi drool. We do home school. His biggest dream is to grow up and play with the big boys in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1641,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1641","url_meta":{"origin":2073,"position":0},"title":"Rocky Road","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 10, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"The president will challenge this new virus. 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