{"id":2075,"date":"2020-10-01T00:13:51","date_gmt":"2020-10-01T04:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2075"},"modified":"2020-10-14T07:14:05","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T11:14:05","slug":"boys-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2075","title":{"rendered":"Boys…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Take Your Guns to Town.
\nDo not put them down.
\nMarch around the polls.
\nHunt them down like trolls.
\nWear your camo duds.
\nDrink suds with your buds.
\nTake Your Guns to Town.
\nM’ boys don’t mess around.
\nMust intimidate.
\nVoters who aren’t great.
\nFuck authorities.
\nScare minorities.
\nWanna be a star?
\nHit them with your car.
\nTake Your Guns to Town.
\nMake that freedom sound.
\nEvery gat you heft.
\nTerrifies the left.
\nThey want anarchy.
\nWe will set them free.
\nStand by for my signs.
\nAt the battle lines.
\nWe’ll have law and order.
\nJust like on the border.
\nShout my name out loud.
\nYou boys make me proud.
\nPlease, take your guns to town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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