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Clergy abuse suits. Disney cartoon country will strip all our native roots. Kenosha Kyle, the killer boy, has made his needed fan. Official word: he was &#8220;protecting the small business man.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2079\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-list"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2424,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2424","url_meta":{"origin":2079,"position":0},"title":"Book Club","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 12, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"The poem I just ingested is already gurgling questions. 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