This episode is quite upsetting,
\nuntil you unravel the why.
\nThis autocrat will not suffer defeat.
\nIn fact, he would much rather die.
\nAnd so, there’s a plan now to fake his demise.
\nHe’s hired the Jeff Epstein crew.
\nThey’ll carry him out on a gurney real soon.
\nHis makeup not orange, but blue.
\nHis death by viral complications
\nwill float through the Walter Reed halls.
\nHis public will weep. He’ll be drugged to sleep.
\nThis plan takes incredible balls.
\nEric at the funeral seen giggling,
\nDon junior wasted, face ashine.
\nIvanka’s great tears are collected
\nfor her new smell of death perfume line.
\nMelania, thinking of her huge pre-nup,
\nwill have trouble being her best.
\nWhile Barron will show no emotion at all.
\nHe keeps things quite close to his vest.
\nThen, after the ‘burial,’ Trump will be spirited
\nto some undiscovered isle,
\nto party with Jeff and some other ‘dead’ crooks,
\nsome of whom may have been there awhile.
\nHis FOX friends will declare him the new best dead prez.
\nHis base will wait for resurrection.
\nNovember will see Pence and Graham go down,
\nan historic lopsided election.
\nAnd when books look back at our crazed forty-five,
\nthe turmoil and death he created,
\nthey’ll always refer to the notebook they found
\nwith the huge list of people he hated.
\nAnd, many years later, when questions arise,
\nthrough a tip from his aging last bride,
\nthey’ll dig up his coffin to check on the bones,
\nand find Alec Baldwin inside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"