{"id":209,"date":"2013-12-11T00:13:43","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T05:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=209"},"modified":"2013-12-11T00:13:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T05:13:53","slug":"psychosomatic-template","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"Psychosomatic Template"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think I’m feeling drowsy.
\nOr perhaps my arch has fallen.
\nI can’t get up for work today.
\nIt may be all the pollen.
\nMy elbow is enflamed
\nand my sinuses impacted.
\nI choked up when I called in sick.
\nPerhaps I overacted.
\nI need another cabinet.
\nMy pills are overflowing.
\nI feel as if my scalp’s peeled back.
\nMaybe my brain is showing.
\nMy stomach’s feeling queasy,
\nthe result of this congestion.
\nWhatever ails prevails,
\nappears, "voila," at mere suggestion.
\nMy doctor’s secretary
\nhas me climbing up the walls.
\nEach time I get through to her
\nhe’s accepting no more calls.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think I’m feeling drowsy. Or perhaps my arch has fallen. I can’t get up for work today. It may be all the pollen. My elbow is enflamed and my sinuses impacted. I choked up … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":989,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=989","url_meta":{"origin":209,"position":0},"title":"Last day of November, 1977","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 30, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Henry Miller on t.v. right now, middle of the night, old and white with his memories (his mother hated him for not becoming a tailor). Some fear has me in its wind. Tonight the first time out of the house in four days. Cars like menacing drones with their unpredictable\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":191,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=191","url_meta":{"origin":209,"position":1},"title":"Big House Salad Detective","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 6, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The shameful reek of radishes. The nodding head of lettuce. Somewhere a red onion weeps. Black olives pitted against whom? Someone must control the whole, roam the outskirts of the bowl, armed with pepper spray, tongs at the ready. A dressing down's perhaps in order. A shredding of the carrot\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Salad.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Salad.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Salad.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Salad.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":656,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=656","url_meta":{"origin":209,"position":2},"title":"Frigate Awl","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 12, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I'd like to buy a frigate for a song. The tune would be a rousing little ditty. The leaders I believed in were all wrong, went one-by-one insane. It wasn't pretty. And now I need a ship to keep me strong, perhaps to sail away and leave the city. Ship\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":697,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=697","url_meta":{"origin":209,"position":3},"title":"Stolen Basis","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 13, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"A kleptomaniac takes things and won't give back. A robber often uses force and risks a stint in jail, of course. Pickpockets stick to wallet stealing, in your pants without you feeling. Thieves now don't take property. They snatch your own identity. So guard your cash and information. Criminals do\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":594,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=594","url_meta":{"origin":209,"position":4},"title":"Six Sick Sheiks","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Perhaps my abject failure stems from lack of vision. Importing foxholes once seemed an inspired foray. And when they crumbled on a turbulent journey here, the sandcastle-in-a-box kit seemed an excellent idea. And, after a brief sojourn in the mud wrestling business, came my disastrous involvement in the Lower Sahara\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":708,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=708","url_meta":{"origin":209,"position":5},"title":"Fuzzy Specs","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 24, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Quit shaking the scenery, Fuzzy. Distorted dimensions distress me. Why is the cow under the moon lowing? And have the leaves of grass been mowed and raked? Eliminate that giant flapping and pay heed to the rotating crop. The growth of industry is laughingly out of proportion. And shouldn't the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":211,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}