A busted billionaire out on the ledge
\nhas drawn a crowd below; some holler, “Jump”.
\nFor several hours now, he’s been on edge.
\nThe tower he has climbed is branded “Trump.”
\nIt’s one of many buildings that he owns.
\nAll his claims of glory deal with money.
\nBut now he has to pay off monster loans
\nfrom people who don’t think his act is funny.
\nThe Russians clearly have him in their sights.
\nRecords show the Chinese will soon follow.
\nThe Saudis; lordy, he’s stretched very thin.
\nThis pressure’s getting very hard to swallow.
\nHis pleas for help from lawyers, thugs and God,
\nthough blatant, have lately just gone unheeded.
\nNow he’s sick and whacked on steroid drugs,
\na mark who can’t pay up, no longer needed.
\nBut he’s a coward and will crawl on back
\ninto the waiting arms of dreaded Feds.
\nHe’ll rant and rave, insisting he is brave,
\nand blame his woes and troubles on the meds.
\nHe’ll confess to crimes, name many names.
\nAt this point he knows that he needs protection.
\nAbandoning his palace dipped in gold,
\nhe’ll head off to a big house of correction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"