She’s a registered fetus saver.
\nThat’s her peculiar flavor.
\nNo biblical contortion
\nsays Jesus hates abortion.
\nBut she’ll control your motherhood
\nby voting Roe v. Wade’s no good.
\nShe claims religion won’t distract her.
\nLifetime piety’s no factor.
\nShe’s a woman just like you,
\njust spends more time in a pew.
\nRight wing Christians now rejoice
\nat the coming lack of choice.
\nNo more need to picket clinics.
\nFuck all those agnostic cynics.
\nBlatant unprotected bangers
\ncan go back to using hangers.
\nLittle girls who get the urge,
\nface the population surge.
\nBabies, babies, everywhere,
\nmany now without health care,
\nsince she’ll kill the ACA.
\nReproduce. Have a nice day.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
She’s a registered fetus saver. That’s her peculiar flavor. No biblical contortion says Jesus hates abortion. But she’ll control your motherhood by voting Roe v. Wade’s no good. She claims religion won’t distract her. Lifetime piety’s no factor. She’s a woman just like you, just spends more time in a pew. 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