{"id":2139,"date":"2020-10-14T23:24:54","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T03:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2139"},"modified":"2020-10-15T16:53:51","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T20:53:51","slug":"a-g-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2139","title":{"rendered":"A.G. Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trump and Barr are falling out
\nand may break up as well.
\nThe A.G. failed to jail Barack,
\nand now can go to hell.
\nBig Bill worked hard to prop him up.
\nbut now he’s let him down.
\nHe’s worried, and his Flintstone face
\nnow wears a constant frown.
\nHe doesn’t want to get the boot,
\nthe Sessions walk of shame.
\nHe knew the rules, that if you lose,
\nyou’re kicked out of Trump’s game.
\nSo, after Barr, he can’t look far;
\nthere’s no time for a quest.
\nTo gain some votes, pick some big star.
\nThe Yeezy, Kanye West !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trump and Barr are falling out and may break up as well. The A.G. failed to jail Barack, and now can go to hell. Big Bill worked hard to prop him up. but now he’s … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2293,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2293","url_meta":{"origin":2139,"position":0},"title":"Barr Tab","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Billy, Barr the door. He'll be A.G no more. Word is that on Christmas eve, this sly sycophant will leave. It is said he lost Don's favor when the big hoax didn't savor. 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