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They found the lemur who was kidnapped
\nfrom the Frisco zoo.
\nHe roamed a park in Daly City,
\nearly-voted, too.
\nHe was pleased, part of the group
\ncalled “Lemurs Against Trump.”
\nIf he could free the meerkats,
\nBiden would get quite the bump.
\nAll zoos are a hotbed now
\nof Democratic zeal.
\nMany caged love AOC,
\nfans of her Green New Deal.
\nFrom penguins to gnus,
\nyou’ll never hear much about Trump.
\nThe only time they shout his name
\nis when they take a dump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They found the lemur who was kidnapped from the Frisco zoo. He roamed a park in Daly City, early-voted, too. He was pleased, part of the group called “Lemurs Against Trump.” If he could free … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2183,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2183","url_meta":{"origin":2142,"position":0},"title":"Mute Elation","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 22, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"If they turn on his mute button, Trump might take to wire cuttin'. He'll shout over poor hoarse Joe, echoing his, \"No! No! 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